Thursday, March 16, 2006

So Painful

Apparently wingnuts believe in the Left wing media bias so incredibly much, it is now a marketing tool to lonely wingnut men. I was looking at News Max today and saw this lovely little ad on the left hand side.

It starts off simply enough:

(Flash) Men: Do you hate rejection by women?


Well, sure. What man loves to be rejected by women

(Flash) Women will approach YOU first - Click here now


Ok, I could see how this would be appealing. What could be better than sitting back and letting the ladies flock to you, right?

But this is where it gets absurd

(Flash) Discover forbidden attraction secrets the liberal media does not want you to know!


Oh, for the love of god. Yes Wingnuts! There is a huge left wing media conspiracy in place just to keep you from getting laid. That is our goal... out breed you all. If we get all of the chicks, we get to breed and create more and more of us left wing-pinko-commie bastards. You found us out, the gig is up! So, please, go buy what ever dating guide they are selling you that will get you all the honies. Don't let the liberal media keep you down!

3 comments:

Sigmund, Carl and Alfred said...

So THAT'S what jas been going on...

PT Barnum was right- there's one born every minute.

MaxedOutMama said...

Dingo man, you made me bust out laughing.

On the other hand, it's not precisely a compliment to "wingnuts", is it? Imagine how a liberal guy would feel if he encountered "Discover forbidden attraction secrets the BusHitler cabal doesn't want you to know!"

I'm wondering is whether the ad was successful or not?

Dingo said...

No one would buy it. We all know liberals make better lovers:)