Thursday, May 19, 2005

I've Been Pimped

Maxed out Mama has passed on a baton to me because she claims I am "far, far too serious." Apparently my dry wit and sarcasm is lost in print because that is an accusation I have rarely heard. So, here goes....

10 Things I've Never Done

1. Lied to my dentist and claim I floss every day.
2. Have a fake ID
3. Had my name sewn into my underwear
4. Cheated on an exam
5. Cooked Coq au Vin
6. Named my tape worms
7. Gone over my cell phone minutes
8. Won a spelan bee
9. Bet on a horse named 'Giacomo'
10. Understood women

Lets see... who to torment... I pass the baton to Devils Advocate and Smokey

4 comments:

ilona said...

I don't know about the other things... but you should surely cook Coq au Vin just once. that last one..... well, you're doomed on that one. I don't think any man really understands women...not the way we spell uderstanding. There are some mighty good manipulators, though; but I think they would say they understood women....

you have dry wit and sarcasm?

;) JK, JK........!!!

MaxedOutMama said...

I laughed out loud at the spelling bee crack.

Dyslexics Untied

Smoke Eater said...
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Smoke Eater said...

Dingo, I've answered your "challenge" and pimp (slapped) two others. Watch my comments for their trackbacks (if they leave them, or I'll just notify you.