Thursday, July 21, 2005

Hold The Presses

President Bush has nominated a cross dresser to the supreme court.

[Roberts] school yearbook from 1972, his junior year, shows he played Peppermint Patty in the production of "You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown."

Not only is this definitive proof that Roberts is a cross dresser who wears god knows what under his black robe when he is sitting on the bench. Not only does this show that he likes to wear women's' garments like Herbert Hoover, but he also likes to do it as an ambiguously gay cartoon character, thus making this revelation doubly perverse. What kind of "family values" is that, a two dimensional lesbian trapped inside a man's body. What would James Dobson have to say about this?

Who is next Mr. President? RuPaul to fill Karl Roves position? Will the insanity never end?

4 comments:

Burt Safer said...

I know I'm offended..

Please tell me there's a picture.

Jeff said...

Peppermint Patty! I love it...
Justice French Fry is so yesterday.

Boomr said...

That's J. Edgar Hoover, moron. Dyslexia will only get you out of so many things....

Dingo said...

"That's J. Edgar Hoover, moron. Dyslexia will only get you out of so many things.... "

yeah, I know. I saw that I put in Herbert instead of Edgar right after I posted it. I was too lazy to go back and change it, so I decided to see how long it would take someone to call me on it.