That's right people, it is Denzel Washington day. He is performing in the play "Julius Caesar" across the street. Every Wednesday, after his matinee show, he comes out to sign autographs. If he comes out and sees his shadow and runs back in, it means 6 more days of sliding Dow Jones. I'll let you know how it goes.
Update: Ok... he is coming out... he does not appear to be seeing his shadow. He is signing autographs... BUY! BUY! BUY!... Wait, he is running back inside, but it was because a large woman from Topica goosed him... HOLD! HOLD! HOLD!