Thursday, May 04, 2006

These are a Few of my Least Favorite Things

I got a chuckle from this one. Lizzy Dole, the chairperson of the National Republican Senate Committee, sent out a frantic e-mail and snail mail message to die hard republicans on Wednesday.

"If Democrats take control of the Senate in '06, they will cancel the Bush tax cuts, allow liberal activist judges to run our courts and undermine all Republican efforts to win the War on Terror. Even worse..."

Here is where you must ask what could be worse? What on earth could be worse than higher taxes, liberal judges, and handing over 3000 lbs. highly enriched uranium to Osama Bin Ladin? Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

"Even worse, they will call for endless congressional investigations and possibly call for the impeachment of President Bush!"

Yes, even worse than being blown up in your local shopping mall by an Islamic terrorist... is holding the president accountable for any transgressions he may have committed. That's right folks. Investigating the truth is far, far worse than death by anthrax.

As for the rest of the message...

Pay as we go instead of run up our children's debt... hmmm

Judges who see all Americans as having equal rights, not just straight evangelicals.

And undermining the was on terror... I think she means democrats wanting to actually secure our ports, but that is just an assumption.

There is a reason Lizzy has been hailed as the worst NRSC chairperson in recent history. This, a day before the Senate passed another pork filled appropriations bill... I think she is selling the idea of change for us.

Republican Plea

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