Wednesday, August 17, 2005

James Dobson's Sure Fire Way Not to Raise a Homo

James Dobson, of Focus on the Family fame, has a sure fired way to ensure you son will not be a flamer.

Meanwhile, the boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.

So, dads, don't want your son to grow up gay? Just make sure to wrestle with them, shower with them, and show him your penis a lot. Is it just me, or does that not sound like the activities that would "create" a homosexual?

Focus on the Family... or should it be "Focus on the Penis."

4 comments:

fatrobot said...

dobson should get ebola, aids, and rabies all at the same time,
then get hit by a bus

Sigmund, Carl and Alfred said...

Lighten up, fatrobot- Dobson is just an idiot- no more, no less.

Of course, I don't know how Dobson would explain gay athletes- big, HUGE, mean SOB's, whose fathers played with them, beat them and and otherwise toughened them up.

What an idiot.

Anonymous said...

I am laughing so hard right now. Dobson is a sad little man. I truely hope that someday he can grow up to be normal human being. If being a human is asking to much of him, a multi cellular organism would be an improvement.

Anonymous said...

James Dobson is another example of an ignorant redneck masquerading as a follower of Jesus.

Hey Dobson! Suck it! Suck it real good!