Monday, October 25, 2004

Wolf Packs for Truth

It turns out that the wolves were lied to. "They told us we were shooting a Greenpeace commercial!" said the alpha male. (Link)

"When the camera crew showed up, we wondered why they were all driving Hummers. Our agent assured us it was a Greenpeace commercial and they paid TWICE our hourly steak rate. Little did we know we were being tricked into this vicious campaign attack ad."

"We are not Terrorists!"

George W. Bush incorrectly labeled the wolfpack as a terrorist threat. "We are NOT terrorists. We do not associate with terrorists (unless you count that pesky wolverine) and FRANKLY, we don't even like terrorists!"

"We are a peaceful pack of wolves. All we want in life is to: "Live in tree-filled forests. Drink clean water from our rivers and streams. Breathe fresh and clean air" For these reasons, my Wolfpack and I support John Kerry for President of the United States!"

Little did they know that they made such a powerful commercial according to focus groups sponsored by Carl Rove that the Bush campaign has held this commercial as its secret weapon. So you can all be scared now.

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